I'm getting popcorn. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. Main Menu. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Just sell the vehicle. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. 7 showed me things he wanted to buy on amazon. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. Sign up to follow me here! My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. ". But you cant have both. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? Im 40. Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Sticks and stones may break my bones because my kid left them all over the living room floor, Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food? - my child, about to be shook. You really showed that glass! Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. ". 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. Birds are chirping. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. Janene #1 Ouch! Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Enjoy. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. 1. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". My husband put the dishes away.If you have any information about their whereabouts we are deeply concerned for their safety at this time. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. from the couch. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Because shes in the livingroom. Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." Just one. Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. I'd be happy with 10 pounds! So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. 8: We only go. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! This baby in the mirror is real trouble. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. Wishing you all a good weekend! Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. Like obviously the answer is yes. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". I didn't know it was that serious. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. SANTA IS WATCHING! "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Probably something gross like last time. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. 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20 funniest tweets from parents this week
March 14, 2023
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